moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

togamivevo:

in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies

harryedward:

i’m friends with everyone until they get better friends and kinda leave me

it’s really depressing being really ugly

(Source: yazoos)

mouth-like-a-weapon:

We can only be friends if you’re kind of an asshole. Not full blown asshole because that’s no fun. And if you’re not an asshole at all then that won’t work either. A halfway asshole. Those are my kind of people.

A.k.a my best friend.

(Source: nicolascageholocaust)

sirseahorse:

stabsinthe:

if gatsby wrote a letter to nick it would be addressed to “old sport” because i firmly believe gatsby doesnt know nicks name

#it’s at that awkward phase where it’s too late to ask him